1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.

Characters:
Rabbit Carcass Head

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Bleak Hazard

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Sex Man

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How old are you?
Rabbit Carcass Head: 25
Bleak Hazard: 19
Sex Man: 22

Are you a virgin?
Rabbit Carcass Head: I've never had consentual sex before... Nobody would want me...
Bleak Hazard: What sort of question is that?
Sex Man: Sex Man? A virgin??

Who's your mate/spouse?
Rabbit Carcass Head: ... *sobs*
Bleak Hazard: I don't have one, but if I had a clone of myself, they would be; I'd be great in bed!
Sex Man: But, if I had a partner, how would I pick up?

Do you have any kids?
Rabbit Carcass Head: I would never bring an innocent child into this horrible, cruel world...
Bleak Hazard: No way, life's too short to have someone else come and steal half of it!
Sex Man: And give up my sex life to become a father?

What's your favourite food?
Rabbit Carcass Head: 'Favourite' would imply that I enjoy eating out of the garbage...
Bleak Hazard: Anything spicy.
Sex Man: Anything that will impress the ladies!

Have you killed anyone?
Rabbit Carcass Head: They deserved what they got.
Bleak Hazard: No, I have other ways of exacting my revenge...
Sex Man: I'm not into that sort of thing.

Do you hate anyone?
Rabbit Carcass Head: Everyone who has ever hurt me...
Bleak Hazard: Anyone who stands in my way!
Sex Man: Prudes, they make life so much tougher for me.

Have any secrets?
Rabbit Carcass Head: I wish I was normal so people wouldn't make fun of me... But that's probably no secret...
Bleak Hazard: Um, yeah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
Sex Man: Only the secret to my skills with the ladies, and that's a secret!

Do you love anyone?
Rabbit Carcass Head: There is this girl that always gets teased... She reminds me of myself... But she would never talk to me...
Bleak Hazard: My friends of course! Anyone who can break out of the mold of society.
Sex Man: I'd say myself, but that would be narcissistic.

Boy or girl?
Rabbit Carcass Head: Male.
Bleak Hazard: Female.
Sex Man: Male, and proud of it!

What do you do to relax?
Rabbit Carcass Head: Walking the streets at night when it's quiet.
Bleak Hazard: My artwork keeps me sane.
Sex Man: The spa is always good.

Any comments?
Rabbit Carcass Head: Do you think I'm ugly?
Bleak Hazard: These questions are boring.
Sex Man: Any questions from the ladies?